As i was browsing through a very interesting blog by a captivating young woman by the name of Pixie, i found a link to create my own blog. Let me first start out by saying that Pixie's blog is sharp and witty and you really get a feel of life from her perspective. She is very candid and puts a refreshing spin on even the most mundane of life experiences, plus she is cute as a button. But I am deviating from my original premise. I have always enjoyed writing, short stories and otherwise, so I was inspired to start my own blog for the following reasons:
- its a good outlet for my *cough* creativity.
- helps me vent my frustrations in a constructive manner as opposed to swearing profusely at any hapless subordinate bastard gets too close to my cage.
- it will assist me in broadening my linguistic horizens.
- it will help me pick up chicks provided girls actually read this(unlikely).
(ok that last one is not a real reason. I just felt i needed to give a cliche "guy" reason for having a blog because according to some friends of mine a blog is an extremely effeminate thing to to have. I'll get over it.)
Now for some background. I currently reside in the sleepy little resort town of Gaeta, Italy working for the U.S. Navy. Let me start off by saying that the navy is merely a means to an end and i by no means intend on making this a career and alot of my posts will be about my discontent with said job. I am 23 and am still unsure of what i want to do with my life. I know what i do not want to do with my life, but that is only half the battle. More on that at another time. I am a Christian living in the heart of the Catholic empire, so needless to say, i do not have alot in common ith the local yocals living in Gaeta in the religious department. I think thats all i feel like revealing right now. This post is probably going to be a borefest because this is my first post, though i intend on spicing it up with my articulate dronings about whatever it is that is displeasing me about my life. So if you really want to read a good blog, please pay homage to the Queen of Funland herself.
Azrael
*thats me with the green drink
posted by Azrael at 1:31 AM
4 Comments:
Not only is pixie cute and interesting, but now she wants you to bear her lovechildren. (She's do it herself, but she doesn't want any more stretch marks, and the thought of squeezing live things out her nether bits makes her feel all squicky and gross.)
Cheers on the new blog.
And keep up the good work!
(Have you read the last 5 years worth of archives? Because if that's a yes, wow. I can't remember half of what's in them.)
I dont think i have the required apparatus to squeeze another living being into this world, but if i did, i would be more than happy to bear your children (erm...). Thanks for the compliment, I have a ways to go yet to catch up with a seasoned blogger such as yourself. And yes, I have read all of your archives. What can I say, i have alot of free time on my hands.
Old school Ghost Rider? Colour me impressed. I used to collect those. Then I gave them away to former students.
I'm a long-time friend of Pixiemartin's. Now, (un?)fortunately, I have another blog to add to my daily reading list (that would be yours).
Nice work, so far.
~ Matt13
Thanks Matt, I shall have to check out yours as well.
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